Office Apocalypse

Chapter 55: The Cart Barn

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Kevin said no three times before Derek said the thing that shut him up.

"You can't go. Rachel can't go -- she's the only fighter we have who can hold the hatch if they reach the roof. Karen can't go because she's the only person who can assess the structural integrity of our position in real time. Carl's on the roof spotting. Marcus is on the upload. Bradley is sixty-three and can barely lift a golf trophy, no offense."

"Some taken," Bradley said.

"Priya has the medical training for your arm. That leaves me. And I know the course."

The argument died because it was dead on arrival. The list of people who could cross a zombie perimeter in the dark on a golf course they'd visited once was exactly one name long, and the name belonged to the man Kevin had spent two weeks considering the group's least useful member.

"The service road runs along the north side of the building, thirty meters from the wall," Derek said. He was drawing on the back of a resort event program with a pen he'd produced from his shirt pocket -- the pen he always had, the pen he'd used to make org charts on Day Two and resource frameworks on Day Four and duty rosters on Day Eight, the pen that was, Kevin was starting to understand, not a tool of bureaucracy but a weapon of organization wielded by someone who thought in structures. "The cart barn is here. East side. The roll-up door faces the service road. I exit the building from the north, follow the building wall east, cross to the service road, reach the cart barn, open the door, start a cart, and drive it back to the base of the maintenance ladder."

"Through the zombie perimeter."

"The north side has the lowest density. Carl's last count was twelve contacts spread across the practice range. At night, in the dark, moving quietly--"

"The golf shoes," Karen said.

Everyone looked at her.

"He's wearing golf shoes. Soft spikes on turf are nearly silent. Hard soles on pavement are not. The service road is paved. The cart barn floor is concrete. Golf shoes on concrete are audible at twenty meters in ambient quiet conditions."

Derek looked at his shoes. The golf shoes he'd been wearing since the retreat. The shoes that were part of his identity the way the pen was part of his identity, the physical markers of a man who'd built his entire personality around a sport and a corporate culture that no longer existed.

He took them off.

"Socks, then," he said. "Socks on concrete are silent."

"Socks on concrete are also slippery. And socks on gravel are painful."

"I'll manage the gravel."

"Derek." Kevin's voice stopped him. The conference room was behind them now -- they were on the third-floor landing, the stairwell below them piling with bodies, the barricade they'd shoved across the top of the stairs holding but bowing, the sounds from below a constant low-grade horror soundtrack of shuffling and scraping and the wet noises of dead things climbing over other dead things. "If the cart doesn't start. If the battery's dead. If there's a zombie in the barn."

"Then I come back. I know the route. I'll come back."

"You come back."

"I'll come back, Kevin. It's a supply run. We've done supply runs."

"We've done supply runs in a building. This is outside. In the dark. With sixty of them between you and the barn."

"Not between. Around. There's a difference." Derek tucked the pen into his pocket. Put his golf shoes in Bradley's hands. "Hold these. They're custom-fitted Footjoys, and I want them back."

Bradley held the shoes. His hands shook. Not from the weight -- from the recognition that Derek was about to do the thing that Bradley couldn't do, had never done, had spent sixty-three years hiring people to do on his behalf: something dangerous, alone, with no guarantee of returning.

"Be careful," Bradley said.

"Moving forward," Derek said, and it was the first time the phrase didn't sound like corporate nonsense.

---

The roof access was a vertical ladder in a utility closet that smelled like floor wax and mouse droppings. The closet was eight feet square, the ladder was bolted to the wall, and the hatch at the top was a steel plate with a push-open mechanism that Marcus had propped open with a chunk of concrete from the HVAC mounting pad.

Getting seven people up the ladder was straightforward. Getting Kevin up the ladder was a software problem with a hardware constraint.

Rachel solved it. She went up first, positioned herself at the hatch opening, and dropped a rope -- a length of nylon cord she'd cut from the banquet hall's window curtain tiebacks, knotted at eighteen-inch intervals, the kind of improvised climbing line that would have earned a failing grade in any mountaineering course and a passing grade in any survival situation. Kevin gripped the rope. Rachel pulled. Derek pushed from below, his hands on Kevin's back with the impersonal efficiency of someone loading cargo. The knee screamed. Kevin's jaw locked against the sound. The ladder rungs passed under his left foot one at a time while his right leg hung useless, a passenger on a trip it couldn't contribute to.

He emerged onto the roof and rolled sideways and lay on the flat membrane surface and stared at the sky and breathed.

Stars. The overcast had broken. The sky above the Pine Ridge Golf Resort was a scatter of white light against black, the kind of sky that people drove to places like this to see, that the resort had probably advertised in its brochures as a feature of the location, and Kevin lay on his back on the roof of the building and looked at the stars and his knee pulsed and the building beneath him held sixty dead things and the sky was beautiful and the beauty was a bug in the program because nothing should be beautiful right now.

"Kevin." Marcus was crouched beside the satellite dish, the laptop open on the membrane surface, the screen's glow reduced to minimum. "Fifty-eight point four percent. Still stable. But you need to see this."

Kevin sat up. Marcus helped him to the edge of the roof -- the north side, the low parapet wall that rimmed the flat surface. Kevin looked over.

The golf course in moonlight was a painting by someone who hated golfers. The fairways stretched south and west, silver-gray under the partial moon, and on them, the shapes moved. Not the dozen or so that Carl had tracked during daylight. More. The moonlight showed them -- dark figures against the pale grass, distributed across the course in patterns that, from the roof, looked exactly like what Marcus had described: a perimeter. A cordon. A military encirclement of a building that contained eight warm bodies and a satellite uplink transmitting evidence of corporate bioterrorism.

"I count seventy-two," Carl said. He was at the south edge of the roof, binoculars from the pro shop pressed to his face. "The walkway breach has drawn a significant portion to the east side. Maybe thirty are inside the building or queued to enter. The remaining forty-plus are distributed around the perimeter."

"North side?"

"Eight visible on the practice range. Down from twelve -- some have moved east toward the breach. The putting green is clear. The maintenance ladder--" Carl pointed. "There. North wall, east end. The ladder descends to the putting green edge. The nearest contact is approximately forty meters northeast, near the equipment shed."

Kevin looked at the ladder. Steel rungs bolted into stone, descending thirty feet to the ground. In moonlight, the rungs gleamed. The grass below was silver. The distance from the ladder's base to the tree line was eighty meters of open ground, and the distance from the cart barn to the ladder was whatever the service road covered, and Derek was about to walk all of it in his socks.

"Derek," Kevin said into the walkie-talkie. "You on the ladder?"

"I'm at the parapet. Looking down." Derek's voice came from fifteen feet away, at the north edge of the roof, but he was using the radio because the radio meant the whole team heard and the whole team knowing meant accountability and Derek ran on accountability the way Kevin ran on caffeine. "I can see the ground. The nearest contact is northeast, forty-ish meters. It's not oriented toward the ladder. It's facing south, toward the building's east wing."

"Go quiet. Radio check-ins every two minutes. If you miss a check-in, we assume the worst."

"Define 'the worst.'"

"We come get you."

"On your knee?"

"On whatever I have."

Silence. Then Derek's silhouette moved to the parapet edge, swung one leg over, found the first rung. His stockinged feet on the steel were inaudible from the roof -- Karen had been right about that. He descended. One rung at a time. The silhouette shrank as he went down, from a man to a shape to a shadow, and then his feet were on the ground and he was moving along the building's north wall, pressed against the stone, a darker shape against the dark stone, heading east toward the service road and the cart barn.

Kevin watched him go. Beside him, Rachel watched too. Her hand found Kevin's arm. Not a grip -- a touch. The contact of someone who wanted to hold on to something warm while they watched someone walk into the dark.

---

Two minutes. Derek's voice, barely a whisper.

"First check. I'm at the northeast corner. The service road is ahead. I can see the cart barn -- the roll-up door is closed. No contacts between me and the barn. I'm crossing."

Kevin didn't respond. Acknowledgment was noise. Derek didn't need noise.

The next two minutes were the longest Kevin had spent on a roof, which was a category of experience he hadn't known he was tracking. He stood at the parapet with his crutches and his walkie-talkie and watched the dark shape that was Derek cross the service road -- a pale stripe of asphalt between the building and the cart barn -- in stockinged feet that made no sound and left no trace.

Carl kept the binoculars on the north-side contacts. Eight shapes, scattered, none of them oriented toward the service road. The moonlight helped and hurt -- it let them see Derek, and it let anything else see Derek, and the difference between "them" and "anything else" was the difference between survival and catastrophe.

"Second check. I'm at the barn. Roll-up door. Looking for the release."

Kevin heard it. The faintest sound -- metal on metal. A latch being worked. A mechanism designed for easy operation by groundskeepers and members, not for stealth operation by a former VP of Operations in his socks at eleven o'clock at night with zombies forty meters away.

"Found it. Manual release. Pulling now."

The roll-up door didn't roll up quietly. Roll-up doors never rolled up quietly. That was a design feature of roll-up doors -- they announced their operation to anyone within earshot, the corrugated metal segments running along their tracks with a rattling chain-link rattle that, in the silence of a dead golf course at night, carried like a gunshot.

Derek stopped it at three feet. Enough to duck under. Not enough to make more noise. The rattle had lasted maybe four seconds, and Kevin watched the eight north-side contacts for a reaction.

Three of them turned.

Not fast. Not the head-snap orientation he'd seen in the building. A slow rotation, bodies pivoting toward the sound source, dead eyes scanning the direction the rattle had come from. They held the orientation for five seconds. Ten. Then two of them started walking.

"Derek. Two contacts moving. Northeast, from the equipment shed area. They're heading toward the barn."

"Copy. I'm inside. Carts are here. Four of them, plugged into wall chargers." A pause. "The chargers are dead. The power is from the main building grid. When we switched to generator and reduced load, the cart barn circuit was cut."

Kevin's stomach dropped.

"Derek. Are the carts charged?"

"I'm checking. The dashboard indicators--" A longer pause. Kevin heard Derek moving, heard the squeak of a hand on plastic, the click of a switch. "First cart. Dead. No charge indicator. Second cart. Dead." Footsteps on concrete. "Third cart -- amber light. Amber means partial charge. Let me--"

The cart beeped. A startup chime. The sound of an electric motor engaging, the kind of polite electronic greeting that golf cart manufacturers programmed into their vehicles because nothing said "luxury leisure experience" like a cart that said hello when you turned it on.

In the silence of the dead golf course, the beep was a declaration of war.

"Derek. The contacts are accelerating. Four now. They're moving toward the barn."

"I hear the chime. I can't disable it. The cart is starting." The electric whine of a motor under load. "Range indicator says eleven miles. Speed is--" The sound of tires on concrete. "I'm moving. Roll-up door, south exit, onto the service road."

Kevin watched the cart emerge from the barn. A small white shape, headlights off, moving in the dark with the quiet hum of an electric motor that was, in any other context, a selling point and was, in this context, a signal that broadcast Derek's position to everything within a hundred meters.

The four contacts were thirty meters from the barn and closing. The cart was moving south on the service road, toward the building's north wall, toward the maintenance ladder.

"Derek, you've got four incoming from the northeast. Thirty meters and closing. You need to--"

"I see them. Turning west. The road curves here--"

The cart's headlights came on.

Kevin didn't know if Derek hit the switch by accident or if the cart had an automatic headlight feature that activated with the motor. It didn't matter. The lights -- twin halogen beams, designed to illuminate fairway paths for evening golfers -- lit up the service road and the grass and the four figures walking toward the sound and the thirty other figures on the golf course who had, until that moment, been oriented toward the building and were now oriented toward two beams of light moving at fifteen miles per hour along the north service road.

"Lights! Derek, kill the lights!"

"I'm trying -- the switch is -- it's a toggle on the dash, I can't find -- there."

The lights died. But the damage was a function call that had already executed and couldn't be rolled back. The contacts were moving. Not the slow, oriented drift of the perimeter patrol. Fast. The accelerated gait Kevin had seen on the road -- the pathogen's override of damaged muscle tissue, pushing dead bodies to a speed that shouldn't have been possible and was, terrifyingly, getting faster.

"They're converging," Carl said. His voice had the tight, high note of a man watching a disaster unfold through binoculars and being unable to affect it. "From the south. From the east. At least fifteen contacts breaking formation and moving toward Derek's last position."

The cart hummed along the service road. Kevin tracked it by sound -- the electric whine, the tires on asphalt, the rattle of the cart's suspension on the road's imperfections. Derek was moving. The contacts were moving. The cart was faster than the zombies, but the zombies were between the cart and the ladder, and the service road curved south before it curved back north, and the curve took Derek away from the building before it brought him back.

"Derek. Status."

"I'm on the road. Approaching the curve. The cart tops out at maybe eighteen miles per hour. The road surface is -- there's debris. Branches. I'm swerving around--"

A sound. Impact. The cart hitting something, or something hitting the cart, the crunch of a body meeting a vehicle at low speed -- not a fatal collision, just the glancing contact of a thing stepping onto a road and a cart not swerving fast enough.

"Contact!" Derek's voice, higher now, the corporate control fraying at the edges. "One on the hood. It's -- it's holding on. I can't--"

The sound of Derek doing something Kevin couldn't see. A thud. Another thud. Derek hitting the thing on his hood with whatever was in the cart -- a club? A tire iron? His fist?

"It's off. I'm past it. The road curves back north here. I can see the ladder. Two hundred meters."

Kevin gripped the parapet wall. The stone was cold under his hands. Below, the north side of the building was becoming a highway -- contacts streaming from the east and south, drawn by the headlights and the motor and the impact and the simple fact that something alive was moving fast in their territory and the evolved behavioral response to fast-moving prey was pursuit.

"One hundred meters. The road is clear ahead. I can see the putting green."

"Derek, there are contacts converging on the ladder base. Six, maybe eight, approaching from the east."

"I see them. I'm not stopping at the ladder. I'm driving past it and circling back. Draw them away, then return."

Smart. Stupid. The same thing, when the stakes were measured in heartbeats. Derek's cart hummed past the building's north wall, past the maintenance ladder, and continued west on the service road, drawing the converging contacts with it like a magnet pulling iron filings, and for five seconds the base of the ladder was clear.

"Now!" Marcus said. "If anyone's going down, go now. The ladder base is clear."

Kevin looked at his team. At the ladder. At the roof where the laptop hummed and the upload crept and the data that would expose BioVance was fifty-nine percent in the sky and forty-one percent on a laptop that couldn't move.

"Nobody goes down yet. The upload isn't done."

"Kevin, the ladder base won't stay clear--"

"I know. Derek will keep them busy. The upload keeps running. When it's done, we all go. Together."

"That's six more hours on this roof."

"Then we spend six more hours on this roof."

Rachel's hand was on his arm again. Not a touch this time. A grip. Her fingers pressed into his sleeve with the force of someone who wanted to argue and was choosing not to.

The cart reappeared from the west, circling back on the service road, the electric motor whining at maximum speed, and Derek's voice came through the radio with the tone of a man who was driving a golf cart at eighteen miles per hour with a dozen zombies chasing him across a moonlit golf course and was handling it the way he handled everything -- with structure, with process, and with the unshakeable belief that organizational frameworks could survive anything, including the literal end of the world.

"I'm looping back. The contacts are following me. I'll do circuits of the north perimeter. The cart has eleven miles of range. At the current speed and distance, I can maintain this for approximately forty-five minutes before the battery depletes."

"Forty-five minutes."

"Then we reassess. But for forty-five minutes, Kevin, the north side is mine."

The cart hummed past the building. The zombies followed. A dead man's parade on a dead man's golf course, the electric cart leading them in circles like a mechanical rabbit at a greyhound track, and the absurdity of it -- a VP of Operations in his socks driving an eighteen-mile-per-hour vehicle around a luxury golf resort while zombies gave chase -- was so perfectly, horrifyingly funny that Kevin's mouth did something it hadn't done in days.

He smiled.

"Don't die in your socks, Derek."

"At the end of the day, Kevin, the footwear is a secondary consideration. The primary deliverable is the cart at the ladder. Moving forward."

The cart's hum faded west. Then grew again from the east. Derek, making his first circuit, drawing the dead behind him in a procession that, from the roof, looked like the world's worst golf tournament -- no spectators, no applause, just a man in his socks driving very slowly while the competition tried to eat him.

Kevin turned back to the laptop. Fifty-nine percent. The progress bar moved with the same glacial patience it had maintained since the beginning, indifferent to fire doors and stairwells and golf carts and the man risking his life to buy them time measured in circles around a putting green.

Six hours. Forty-five minutes of battery.

The math didn't work. The math never worked. But Derek was driving and the upload was running and the team was on the roof and nobody was dead yet, and Kevin stood on his crutches under the stars and watched the progress bar and listened to the hum of a golf cart carrying the most annoying man he'd ever worked with in circles through the dark, and he thought: this is the plan.

It was not a good plan.

He took the walkie-talkie. "Derek. Check-in."

"Still alive. Third lap. Battery at eighty-seven percent. I've got about fifteen following me. The rest are still at the building. They haven't figured out I'm a distraction yet."

"When they figure it out?"

"Then the forty-five minutes becomes less. But that's a problem for future Derek." A pause. The hum of the motor. The rattle of the cart. "Hey Kevin?"

"Yeah."

"Tell Karen her shoe analysis was correct. The socks on concrete were slippery, and the gravel was extremely painful."

"I'll put it in the quarterly review."

"Moving forward," Derek said, and the cart hummed west, and the dead followed, and the progress bar read fifty-nine point two percent, and the stars were beautiful, and nothing was fine.